Monday, December 22, 2008

The art of writing Leave Applications!!




· Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as

follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was

performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..."

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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."

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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may

not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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· An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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· A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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· Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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· Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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· Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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· A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and

an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past

several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am

applying for the post.

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